April 5, 2005

not gonna lie... this is a wierd rant

why are t-shirts so short? am i seriously that disproportioned? i mean, yeah i'm tall... and yeah, my inseam is about the same of someone who is 5 inches shorter than me (about 32-33.. same as my waist. i'm a sphere). but seriously: why can't i find a t-shirt that stays at or below my belt when i shrug my shoulders without being so wide that i can hide a thanksgiving turkey in it? clothing companies need to make more "tall sizes." hell, even some that do screw it up and assume that "LT" (large-tall, not lions township) means "kinda tall, but super wide." dont get me wrong, some companies get it right, thanks croft and barrow, but a majority of so-called "tall" sizes are not that proportionately tall... maybe i should just get really fat so i can fill out these shirts that dont have the stringy, lanky guys in mind. and dont get me started on long sleeves. some company needs to start selling a size called "gorilla proportions."


Posted by hollimer at April 5, 2005 2:10 PM | TrackBack

I think the word you were looking for was "gangly".

Posted by: mallio at April 6, 2005 11:18 AM
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